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""I downloaded VA2000 from the net, and straight away found it so easy to use." - PH (Surrey)",
""It is a delight to use, and I know where all my money is at any one time. I can recommended it to anybody..." - PH (Surrey)",
""Great programme - have used it for years. Works just fine for my small business and the best bit is that I understand it (not being an accountant)" - JF", 
""I've been a registered user since April '95. As a self employed sales agent it suits me sir!" - PJ (Dorset)",
""I have used the VA programme for years now... I'm so pleased you are promoting it again..." - AS (Kent)",
""I always have been a happy user of VA since the first version. The most important factor must be ease of use." - CG (Jersey)",
""Please don't change too much. It's pretty fantastic as it is !" - PKB (Staffs)",
""We have used VA since I can remember, now on VA2000 V1.2 and just downloaded the update. I think maybe 10 years ago we started. We love it..." - DC",
""We've used VA virtually since it was first launched. It's so easy to use that we wouldn't use anything else..." - MDG (Clywd)",
""VA helps me keep track of my spending without the clutter of jargon... Quick to use and clear to follow, I'm very impressed indeed." - JSL (Durham)",
""Love the package & I've only really scratched the surface so far!" - EJR (Rossendale)",
""I keep trying other programs but always come back to it as [it's] the only one whose mode of working matches my understanding of accounts." - PP (Chesire)"); 
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